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Devin Tagged Me...

Mon Feb 16, 2009, 6:19 PM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: Yo Dawg, we herd u like
  • Reading: Ba-ba-ba-balls of steel
  • Watching: So we called GameStop
  • Playing: And asked why you
  • Eating: Wouldn't sell Battletoads
  • Drinking: To my black son
Hello people, I have been tagged by Devin to do some thing where I list things about myself. Apparently the number to beat is eight, so I shall do nine. Take that, society!

9)I enjoy the smell of cigarette smoke.
8)I've had sex one single time.
7)The sex was terrible.
6)I used to masturbate a lot.
5)I would masturbate so much that my penis would chafe.
4)I don't really masturbate that much anymore.
3)This one time, I shaved all the hair off of my right leg.
2)I enjoy shemale pornography from time to time (and by 'time to time', I mean 'a lot of the time' ).
1)I am not fond of pooping.

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  • Current Residence: Emporia KS
  • Interests: Stuffs
  • Favourite movie: Ed Wood, The Big Lebowski, V for Vendetta, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Favourite band or musician: Tenacious D
  • Favourite genre of music: The Awesome Kind
  • Favourite artist: Jazz Hall-Brown
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: PSP
  • Skin of choice: Caucasian
  • Favourite game: Jak and Daxter, Psychonauts, Dead Rising
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBOX 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: EarthWorm Jim, Razputin, Freakazoid
  • Personal Quote: Put some Sass on that Naked Ass - Gone Streakin' Productions

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=saber4734:iconsaber4734: May 2, 2009, 4:26:31 PM
I am asking Ben10 fans and artists to join the unlimited Ben 10 fanart site located at this [link]

Thank you for your time.

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~NamelessAnami:iconNamelessAnami: Feb 1, 2009, 11:33:28 PM
Thanks about the deviant Watch :3!!!
~Headsmellspuppys:iconHeadsmellspuppys: Jan 21, 2009, 6:56:11 PM
i know you were just messin around on my page, but if i may offer some advice..........

its usually best to not act full of yerself and that yer stuff is amazing and such. i know you were kiddin, but to some people that comes off kinda jackass-ish

...and thats my 2 cents

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~thejazzman:iconthejazzman: Jan 22, 2009, 10:55:15 AM
First may I say thank you for commenting on my page; it doesn't usually happen very often and I appreciate it. However, if I may offer my "2 cents", I would like to state that I am aware that I came off slightly jackass-ish, but in all fairness to myself, you had added 5 of my comics to your favorites list, no less than 1 day and 20 hours ago. Comics of which contain numerous profane words, allusions to anal sex, cross-dressing, homosexuality and cacti.
Had I known that you found all of said list acceptable, but the mere thought of someone presenting myself with a comical high ego repulsed you so, I would have never sent you a personalized, non-generic, thank you comment.
As for your comment, it is usually best to not act superior to someone who meant no disrespect to you. I understand that you know I was joking, but leaving a higher-than-thou comment on someone's personal page for everyone to see is not the right way to go about correcting ones actions. I apologize if I came off curt in this message, but I felt it necessary for you to understand my thoughts on the situation.
I am also sorry that due to this dispute there will be a slim chance of developing a friendship with you. You seem like a nice individual and I regret that things transpired such as they did.
In summation: my rape face; it is on.
Rah.

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Gone Streakin' Productions - Sick, with a Twist of Lemon.
~Headsmellspuppys:iconHeadsmellspuppys: Jan 22, 2009, 12:09:48 PM
and by it i mean my comment

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~Headsmellspuppys:iconHeadsmellspuppys: Jan 22, 2009, 12:09:16 PM
oh. and i wouldn't be offended if you felt the need to hide it

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~Headsmellspuppys:iconHeadsmellspuppys: Jan 22, 2009, 12:06:08 PM
i hardly ment it to come off that way. so i appologize if it came off that way. guess we both are offbeat in that sense.

your high ego hardly repulsed me, i was just sayin that it may come off diferently to a person who may not quite get that type of humor

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=MistiqueCat:iconMistiqueCat: Jan 15, 2009, 10:47:54 PM
how can you not like pie? :noes:

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~thejazzman:iconthejazzman: Jan 15, 2009, 10:52:34 PM
How can you not like futanari? My apologies if you do like futanari. We have so much in common.

Black panthers forever.

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~suddes:iconsuddes: Oct 22, 2008, 4:54:58 PM
welcome back dude
i was missing your comics during the lack of...
:)

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